emet_sulk: (Misc 01 (the mask))
Solus zos Galvus ([personal profile] emet_sulk) wrote in [personal profile] avalonmods 2021-04-07 01:40 pm (UTC)

Emet-Selch (Alchemist) - the Less Serious edition

Potion Name: Blood for Blood
Description of Effect: Causes a short spike in blood pressure and heart rate. May also cause a spike in hormones.
Time Limit: 15 minutes
Anything else? Good for making it seem like you've run a marathon without having actually run one. The alchemist assumes no responsibility for those who take it as a 'performance-enhancing drug'.

Potion Name: One Thousand Needles
Description of Effect: Causes intense prickling all over the body, as though being pricked by...a thousand needles. If prickling persists, see your local chirurgeon.
Time Limit: 5 minutes
Anything else? N/A

Potion Name: Speaker of Nonsense
Description of Effect: Causes someone to monologue on a subject non-stop until the effect wears off.
Time Limit: 15 minutes
Anything else? Otherwise known as the 'Praetorium'.

Potion Name: Skip Potion
Description of Effect: Causes someone to skip about non-stop until the effect wears off.
Time Limit: 5 minutes
Anything else? N/A

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